Your mistress will put your dick length to better use than you ever could. Hated how difficult Cynthia was in DP compared to the rest of the game. You try fitting a cock that goes down to your knees in your underwear. Please do not pick up extremely colorful pink wands with heart gemstones. There is a fair chance doing so will result in a transformation into a thick, stacked, and hung magical girl ready to fight crime with projectile cum shots.
Please be sure to clean out your fleshlights. Apparently some bullshit magic turned it into a sentient human being? Be weary of offers for her to sit on your face, though. She might just crush your skull with those thighs. Stop talking about guys pulling their socks up past their knees. Sorry about your boyfriend, lady. Finally found a guy that can fuck him right. The stolen inches she takes get churned into cum and spurted from her leg-sized hyper dick.
Boys look too cute when you blow their old inches all over their wimpy dicks. Your next assignment is Amazing how massive those titties got. Loved how you could hear them gurgle fuller whenever he blushed. Fuck yeah! Pog in me deep, bro! Seeing your chest inflate every time you yell muffled cries for help is worse. No matter your preference of tactics, be they slow and methodical or fast and ruthless, you can always find several characters that make you want to furiously masturbate.
Welcome back to Mating Press Gaming. Ever frugal, Desmond stopped visiting the strip club for lap dances. It was way cheaper just to give them to his buddies at home instead. When I grow up, I want a 9 foot tall amazonian built Tharja with ass cheeks each the size of my torso to sit on me.
Hyper fertile body parts are so sooo good. Love the idea of someone just looking at something so virile they get knocked up multiple times over. And with that context firmly established I would like to add:. Day by day, more of the men on campus started sporting thick, fuckable feminine asses as their bodies got desperate to experience any sort of sex.
The solution? Cutting edge brainwashing techniques to rebuild boy psyches into obedient sissy skating queens. Beware the Boylip Sluts. Avoid kissing strangers to avoid a life of constant cock sucking and total oral addiction. Please be cautious playing video games. Draining her balls which causes her body to produce more next time which grows her cock and balls huge which leads to desperate ball draining which causes her body to double production which grows her nuts watermelon-sized which leads to explosive ball draining which causes Oooh man.
Make boys with tiny chastity locked cocklettes wear strap-ons to please a girl. Make girls and their wood plank chestlettes wear breast harnesses so their partner can grope something. Greg gulped. Give him a bunch and his brain might get so fried, he even starts suddenly, violently growing into a busty boy MILF!
Haha, classic stuff. Did your audio hypnosis really turn you into a crossdressing guy? Troubles with the wife? Come on down to the Stepfordward Mindfulness Retreat! Unhappy couples come in, identical thoughtless stepfordized wife drones come out. Confused why the sudden surge of Sailor Moon redraws on my feed are opting to crop out her meter long hyper dick. It is a scientific principle that all post transformation magical girls have cocks so huge, their dick and balls outweigh their legs in body mass.
Day My mind seems to be less honed? And my body is Work too stressful, giggle more. Finally, a gay bar for straight guys! Now Andrew could get his lips kissed, throat choked, and ass fucked and everyone would know it was just him getting in the partying spirit. Really sucks when you try to make a 9S cosplay but you accidentally make a skirtless 2B cosplay AGAIN and just have to deal with giving your buddies erections all con weekend.
By the time I stopped nutting, my butt was wider than my shoulders and my voice had gone up an octave. Sam was perplexed. The origin of it all is simple. Anime titties are so hot, even anime girls needed a way to jerk off to them. He was the main character of the RPG. Then, he taunted the wrong sorceress. And let you feel his tongue up your ass.
For the Mario Princess trio, fisting down to the elbow is their typical foreplay before those giant girl anacondas get shoved anywhere. Just her looking at it and giggling got him all hot. Tapping his chastity cage with her huge cock got the quickshot to groan and spurt.
Winning is effortless, climaxes happen just looking at her, girls want her babies, and boys feminize themselves to look like her. Cecil was cumming by the gallon now. But the pills really should have mentioned the massive dick nipples and huge cum-reserve titty growth. Cecil could hardly stand his chestjaculations every few minutes I choose to believe the horny option.
How much love did Corrin deserve on his birthday? Camilla was starting to have trouble standing now that her balls were as heavy as her axe. Finally, months of holding back had built up enough gallons of pent up love to unload on Corrin for his special day.
Use a Flame Body Pokemon or incubate the brood up your ass to keep them warm. Avery looks a million times more fuckable without the hat and with his hair done up. Not really one for the normal design, but give me male Samus look alike hell yeah.
Klara, meanwhile, is a masterpiece and I would happily dislocate my jaw putting her dick in my mouth any day. Absolute Devistation. In just hours, the sentient wedding dresses had turned every boy on the university campus into a willing bride male. Having a woman ask him out was flattering, but he had to stay faithful. How could he cheat on his dear princess-sized pink mega dildo? Would his streams as Size Queen Danny even be the same with infidelity looming?
Not only is Palutena insanely hot, but being a goddess lets you project any kink you want onto her effortlessly. Just a simple miracle and she has thigh-length dual penises.
What a blessed character. Calem was so proud! No one was going to out-quickshot him! Samus was confident going condomless was fine.
It was all blown up her ass; no pregnancy risk. Samus kept reassuring herself, failing to notice her gut distending, her dick sprouting, her body mutating into her new hybrid self. And with that, the trainer went into the chemical vat. A clone copy of champion Cynthia, specifically. Well, mostly; her dick was bigger but his tits were larger. Apparently with VHS porn, one guy would get a tape and invite his pals over to watch it? What an era. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.
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Fantastic, so glad I got to finally watch it! Round and Round the Garden. Like a Teddy Bear. A very entertaining watch. The ending was a bit much. Reviewer: ChoclatePepsi - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - April 16, Subject: No other words to say. Just perfect. I swear, if I would've saw this in I would have completely believed it.
The atmosphere is absolutely incredible, the choice of actors is phenomenal, and the whole premise of this as a live coverage of a haunted house is a thing that was way far ahead of its time. As for a controversial TV show in the early 90s, I would have to say I still found this incredibly unsettling. I could feel practically every emotion that was coming out of the characters. Everyone thought this whole one-off TV special felt so real, and to be honest, I probably would have thought it was real too if I was born before You can tell that this whole TV special took a lot of time and effort to make it perfect, and it is just a perfect example of the greatest TV specials.
If this show was created in the more recent s or s, I think more people would've believed it, especially if the BBC didn't give the notice saying it was fake and scripted. Also I was surprised when I read your stuff about the political comment problems. It is a shame, but fingers crossed you can keep these on here for a long time to come!
Reviewer: AaronPaul - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - December 6, Subject: Norm assumes we all are too inundated with foreign substances that we dont know that pythons are not venomous. Hey guys Hey. Reviewer: rahneedwards - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - December 5, Subject: So great to Adam again It's been so long since I've seen him, I miss those soft ,soft hands.
He's good This is so funny it hurts. And it also totally belongs on an underground platform. It's too cool for YouTube But this is funnier. Reviewer: Watcherz - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - November 10, Subject: Cheers!
I know it's been a while since this was uploaded and I'm not adding anything new, but I'm so thankful you've done this. I've only just stumbled upon it now, and I thought these shows were lost forever. I don't understand the flak you're getting, but I am a damn dirty hippy myself. It also seems at some point, he became a born again Christian.
Lots of young Norm stuff references him being an atheist Artie maybe? From my mediocre detective work, it looks like Jordan Peterson's brand of Christianity really had an effect upon Norm and marked the point where he started professing his beliefs. As a far-left socialist type who did philosophy and law school yet who still clings to Christianity what up Kierkegaard , I understand Norm's intellectual struggle and think our compatriots on the right are correct here. But yo, guys, chill lmao.
Just a thought, homie. Reviewer: Theferalcatz - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - October 27, Subject: Norm Macdonald is brilliant, unlike the uploader Norm has been a fighter his whole career, he made jokes that he thought were good, and talked about important topics even when it wasn't easy.
Norm has been a victim of 'cancel culture' which indeed a by product of the far left wing. Norm is a devout Christian and has been very vocal about it many times. I don't know what is "far-right" about liking him for that reason. If the uploader doesn't like the political comments, then you should ignore them instead of pandering to one side. Reviewer: jesse jessemeade.
Glad this show finally found a place to live on. Reviewer: Article58 - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - October 4, Subject: Thanks This is awesome, just found out about this archive deal. Thanks for putting this out there, some great story tellers and Norm is the man. Stephen dominates his episode which I find truly astonishing.. Obviously close to perfection tho as always. Reviewer: Huck Dolphin - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 26, Subject: The Best Podcast The Uploader brings up politics and then claims to speak for Norm, he's a real jerk.
Reviewer: gregorygold - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 13, Subject: Funniest Man in The World agreed: re: Norm's trollish and toxic internet following but let them be them!
Reviewer: jt - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 3, Subject: Thank YOu This has been the best. Thank you for this!! Reviewer: jesuscares - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 29, Subject: downloading is there a way I can download all of these at once? I don't want to download them individually. Where did you get the idea from? Reviewer: sircadlab - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 17, Subject: Thanks!!!
These are great. Pure unfiltered Norm and comedians being raw. Sadly I don't think we'll see this type of thing in general or from Norm again. Reviewer: JD88 - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 15, Subject: Thank you Can't thank you enough for having these videos up I've been looking for them for years. No videos. This site blows, even more so than cuntface during happy hour. Reviewer: Taurus8 - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 7, Subject: Binging this Can we just take a moment to appreciate how Norm gets Tod Glass high and has Rosanne take xan and then throws it in their faces as though its all their own doing.
Love his comedy and I love how he always makes the person across from him think. This is better than any of the current podcasts today, yes even the current Norm Macdonald has a Show on Netflix. Hope he comes back to this format in the future.
He's the best comedian around and we may never get another like him again the future. Reviewer: Blankerson - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 2, Subject: Uploader and Some Fans It's cute how the uploader and some fans are blind to the fact Norm is very conservative.
Norm is a Bible believing Christian and thinks accepting homosexuality and feminism as normal is laughable. He's against political correctness and thinks SJW's, liberals, leftists, and whatever you want to call them are ruining comedy and society. Your love and respect for Norm is blind, so you make excuses and look past your differences. This is admirable behavior, but don't claim Norm is liberal you morons.
Reviewer: what - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - July 13, Subject: I don't know why the reviews are political I'm a leftie and I love Norm. Have lots of leftie friends who love Norm. I see Norm as being in the middle, and frankly unmoved by politics. He makes jokes that would appall some of the left, and makes observations that would piss off some of the right.
That said I fail to understand why the comments on this post have become about politics, especially seeing as there's literally no actual argument being had. It's like some Red Sox vs Yankees logic. My team is better! My own included. There is no battle to be won, there is no ground to be gained. At the end of the day, you, me, everyone involved in this comment section is not only more stupid, but generally a worse person for having engaged with a political discussion in the comments of the Norm Macdonald Podcast on archive.
Please just watch the god damn show. Rated five stars because the show is great, and the uploader is great for having made these public again. Reviewer: assholes r like opinions - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - July 11, Subject: buncha idiots here but great work youve done the lords work sir, i never thought id see these again - the one set of videos I knew of that without fail could cure a bad mood.
I wish they could cure us of the fucking idiots that are running roughshod over the planet and other people based on superficial differences and ignorance, but they won't, as no video podcast series ever will. Until now Norm won't. Reviewer: quijibo - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - July 9, Subject: funny stuff Thanks for the uploads, they are most enjoyable and will still be so after Trump is kicked out of the White House and sent to prison for life. His crimes must not go unpunished, much like the crimes of Adam Eget, who raped and killed a prostitute.
Reviewer: lemonpartytart - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - July 5, Subject: Tip for Accessing the videos The reason I couldn't see it is that the links are not visible on mobile phones unless you select desktop view which is available in chrome. Thank you so very much for uploading this here, for everyone to enjoy. Really great quality; as well. I was a bit worried when this show was yanked from boobtube; but having it archived here is truly brilliant. This online "library" contains multitudes of preserved diverse content.
Good on ya, mang. Reviewer: bruhmoment - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - July 3, Subject: yes good videos, cringe uploader. Reviewer: adolfshrektler - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - July 1, Subject: norm is obviously woke on the jq and uses adam to redpill the listeners. Reviewer: John.
Reviewer: Kaz - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - June 18, Subject: : love you op. Reviewer: Michael Bolduc - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - June 18, Subject: Keep your politics off the Norm, dick Hey dipshit: what the comment you've reposted is telling you is to shut the fuck up about politics.
That's for you, nobody else. Reviewer: harm. That being said, youre a scholar and a gentleman and a hero amoung men. Reviewer: Chaosjut - favorite - June 16, Subject: Op is a stuck up cunt He is everything norm would make fun of, a self righteous bitch who acts self important and acts like they know everything and bitches about everyone not thinking like him while judging, dismissing and berating them.
I have a feeling most of us Norm fans have more in common than we realize. We all value free speech, irreverence, and the risk that comes with making comedy. Reviewer: justwantnorm - favorite - June 13, Subject: Have to review low rating because of uploader Norm is hilarious, the majority of the guests are hilarious, and for a guy who used to jerk off punks under the Queensborough bridge, Adam Egret is hilarious.
This is a great collection of material that was sorely missed from YouTube. I'm giving it a low rating simply because of the uploader. Why can't you fucks ever stop preaching about politics?
All I wanted to do was watch some funny podcasts featuring my favorite comedian but you are so egotistical you could not help yourself from 'educating' us mere viewers. Nobody here could pick you out of a lineup, you are not as important as you think you are, you are certainly not as smart as you think you are. I hope you remember this the next time you feel you have start lecturing people you do not even know on politics.
Reviewer: stanrewind - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - June 6, Subject: el em ay oh OP allow me to explain. Norm is the only comedian left with any common sense, and right-wingers are the only regular people left with any common sense. Match made in heaven. Five stars though because I'm glad I can watch these interviews again, even though they have that douchebag Adam Egret in them.
Get back to your regularly scheduled stream of consciousness, ya dirty dogs! Reviewer: tfox7 - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - May 29, Subject: snowflakes great description. Why are trump supporters so fucking easily hurt, grow up u snowflakes. Reviewer: bmandrake - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - May 27, Subject: snowflakes what a bunch of snowflakes these Trump fans are.
Reviewer: lakut44 - favorite - May 25, Subject: grandstanding uploader is a literal faggot can someone else rip these and reupload. Reviewer: Jdmon - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - May 24, Subject: Love the close ups of Norms face in this You can see the insanity in those eyes. Reviewer: minodica - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - May 24, Subject: Thanks, and suggestion to uploader Thanks for uploading these.
This show is like comfort food to me and many others. Uploader, you were wrong to bring your own political bias into the description. I know you might think you didn't, but you did. And I know you were addressing some other potential assholes earlier in the comments, but you did make the discussion worse. I suggest you delete your description and edits, delete all comments, and disable comments. Just let this show, stand on its own. Reviewer: whyareyousuchafaggot - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - May 22, Subject: OP is a little faggot ass bitch The worthless faggot who uploaded this deserves to be killed, but norm is the shit.
Reviewer: Bigladesh - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - May 22, Subject: To the op Youre right Norm isnt anyones political leader, hes not biased. You are. Im not even right wing but in your own words, liberals are good and then you spout in the next line "toxic and far-right wing". Thats ridiculous. Most people who are anti sjw are not "far right" they are liberal and they are the ones posting the shit, you literally ask people to leave there political biases out of the reviews but then blatanty display yours.
Seems like i will have to call for help "Hypocrisy" this man has committed "Hypocrisy" againt me Why are all these reviews brainlets spewing politics? I vote blue down the ticket and Norm is very kind and accepting dude, who might also be gay and have a gay son. I really don't think a man who won't drive his own vehicle has any interest in promoting politics in any serious way. No matter where you lie, if you think Norm is far right, you must have a very sheltered view of the world.
His legacy lies in being one of the last comedians to truly not give a fuck what you can and can't make jokes about, tho. And he's hilarious every time. Reviewer: Trout - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - May 19, Subject: Nobody starts right wing. Those are for idiots who need their opinions given to them because they lack the capability to form them on their own.
But, lots of smart people become right wing when dirty fucking commies destroy their lives for no reason. If you think Norms OJ jokes were savage when he was told not to tell OJ jokes wait to see what he has in store for the left.
Reviewer: LibCards - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - May 17, Subject: Are you serious? Thanks for the vids but damn, libtard much? Out of respect for Norm 5 stars still. Reviewer: zoobfoot - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - May 14, Subject: No Caps Great show. Glad I found it. Reviewer: BasedCereal - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - May 6, Subject: thanks for uploading Albert Fish may be a jerk, but at least he isn't a hypocrite.
Reviewer: thuggermane - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - May 5, Subject: thanks for uploading this show is 10x better than the netflix version. Reviewer: honingkweker - favorite favorite favorite favorite - May 5, Subject: Thanks for uploads but Fuvk you for shaming far right people.
Everyone left of dat right is kinda insane these days. I don't know what Norm really thinks of Trump, but he has said multiple times that he doesn't feel he is racist. Uploader has bought into the hysterical hivemind that Norm makes fun of. The best. Reviewer: Brett - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - April 18, Subject: Thank You!!!! As for the political comments, shut up commenters. Thank you so much!!! I am truly grateful to have these again!
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